Conversation with a Three Year Old!!

JH. 'Pennie, do you want to come and play in the Bus?'
PJG. 'Okay Jack, where will we go?'
JH. 'To the Beach!' He knows I prefer the beach than going to Gemma's or Bailey’s.
PJG. 'Great, but first I have to go to the toilet and wash my hands.' I get to the downstairs Loo and am closing the door when I hear the patter of running feet and a shout....
JH. 'Hey! Wait for me! Don't close the door.' So... I let him in and he sits on the shower step watching my every move.
JH. 'Are you doing wee Pennie?'
PJG. 'Yes Jack I am!' then I do a little fart.
JH. 'Are you doing a POO Pennie??'
PJG. 'No Jack, just a wee.'
JH. Very disappointedly.. 'Ooooh!' I finish and flush the toilet.
JH. 'Have you washed your hands Pennie?'
PJG. 'Just doing it Jack.' Jackson never walks, he runs out the back door jumps the two steps with one jump and runs across the forecourt towards the bus... then he stops and slowly backs up step by step staring at the beautiful blue sky and a shadow of the moon he points and exclaims at the wonder of it... then he's off again, 'I'll drive this time Pennie.' So I lift him up, he has to open the door himself, he climbs in and settles one hand on the steering wheel the other on the signal arm pushing it out to a stop hand as I climb in the back and enjoy my ride to the Beach from the high seats downstairs.