Conversation #3

Pennie, ‘Where did you go on the Tube today David?’
David, ‘Orpington.’
Pennie, Blank looks and silence.
David, ‘Well everyone’s heard of Orpington so I thought I’d go there.’
Pennie, ‘Mmmmm!’
Pennie, ‘So what did you see there?’
David, ‘Nothing but a bus station and a pub’
Pennie, ‘Mmmmm!’
David, ‘No Buff Orpington Chooks!’
Pennie, ‘Mmmmm!’